"Go to a big-and-tall store, get the biggest pair of pants you can find, and you're in business! Now, wherever you go, just keep those jumbo-drawers handy. If the conversation turns to politics, current events, or the worst possible subject, sports, just stand up-hold up the pants-and drop them on the ground. Everyone will ooh and aaah over how much weight you've lost. (I know you're thinking, wait, but those aren't my pants, but yes, they are! You just bought them. Genius, right?)"
Saturday, March 19, 2011
If you haven't read this blog, you should, this woman is pretty funny. And this particular post on the appearance of weight-loss is fun (but I hope it doesn't offend anyone on this blog). Here's a little excerpt of her How to Look Thinner...Instantly.
Posted by Jenn at 11:21 AM